Look, some of you might think that it’s okay to laugh about rape, but it’s not. Rape is a serious crime - a war waged nightly on unsuspecting women. It’s time we took back the night and waged this war on the rapists’ doorsteps.

This shit just got real.

Women Be Trippin’ on double standards at bars.

(Special Guest: Jaimey)

Women Be Trippin’ on ugly friends and why girls have them.

(Special Guest: Jaimey)

Cats may be cute and adorable. We’ve seen CuteOverlad.com. But those are kittens. Adult cats may as well be insane, suicidal and senile old ladies that smell like pee reincarnated. It’s not really too often you have a CatMan. Besides being a little fruity, it’s just plain weird.

And speaking of weird. Cat ladys. Crazy old cat ladys that have more than one cat. They love cats. They smell like cats. They have cat hair on all their clothes. But besides existing, they have formed a society. The CCLS. The Crazy Cat Ladies’ Society. The site is pretty limited, but has some awesome tshirts (if you’re a crazy cat lady).

It’s part of the cat ring. A webring of sites including Cat Diary! A diary written by a cat. (no, seriously). And also Pussicam (it’s not what you think, unless you thought it was the webcam antics of Apollo, Montana and Catty: 3 wild and crazy house cats.)

Ahhhh, crazy cat ladies. You win again.

Along with Jaimey, WBT discuss Eddie’s recent sexual encounter, which was unintentionally interrupted by his ex-girlfriend.

Seriously. Some women must think that some days …Becuase this product exists. “Rapex: The Anti-Rape Condom.” Women who think they are going to get raped will place this anti-condom inside their vaginas. It has barbs and blades inside to literally slice and barb up a rapistpenis. Like a beartrap.

Seriously.

So let’s go through this. I’m planning on getting raped today. So I put this piece of latex with knives inside my body. And it works. I actually get raped. And now the rapist cannot pull out because it will destroy his penis. So not only am I raped, I am about to get the worst ass-beating I could imagine because I have destroyed this man’s penis and he’s stuck to me. Seriously.

Let’s go to the source. Rapex FAQ.

When should I wear it?
Should you have to travel long distances alone, on a train, working late, going out on a date with someone you don’t know too well, going to clubs, or in any situation that you might not feel comfortable or even just not sure.

Won’t the rapist kill me?
Sadly, many women have been killed over time, as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape! However, the huge plus-factor is that the discomfort and pain is such, that the rapist would be disabled temporarily, (much worse than a kick in the groin that self-defence instructors teach women!) giving you time to get away and get help.

What if I am asleep and someone enters my house and tries to rape me?
Golden rule… keep the device right next to you. Remember it is very easy to insert, and very quick too. (*Oh right! The golden rule! Keep the device right next to you. I always thought it was “do unto others as they would do unto you” i.e. rape him back)

Rapestop

Seriously.