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Wedding Dresses

May 30th, 2008 | Category: Money | Written by: Jake

I may not know much about weddings, but the topic of wedding dresses perplexes me. Here’s an ad for Impression, a company that makes wedding dresses and new clothes for the emperor:


Then there’s this dress, by Mauro Adami, which costs $471,960:

But let’s not forget about this diamond-encrusted dress, by Renee Strausse, which went for a measly $12,000,000:

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There’s no crying in baseball… oh yeah, this is softball.

May 29th, 2008 | Category: WTF | Written by: Jake

Women Be Trippin softball cryingDown by 2 with 2 runners on, and a full count in the bottom of the last inning, senior Sara Tucholsky of Western Oregon University swung for the fences and hit a home run. This was the semifinals of the playoffs, and Sara essentially won the game for her team, as long as she touched all the bases.

Rounding first, she collapsed with a torn ACL. She crawled back to first but could do no more. The first-base coach said she would be called out if her teammates tried to help her. Or, the umpire said, a pinch runner could be called in, and the homer would count as a single.

Then, members of the Central Washington University softball team stunned spectators by carrying Tucholsky around the bases Saturday so the three-run homer would count — an act that contributed to their own elimination from the playoffs.

“The only thing I remember is that Mallory asked me which leg was the one that hurt,” Tucholsky said. “I told her it was my right leg and she said, ‘OK, we’re going to drop you down gently and you need to touch it with your left leg,’ and I said ‘OK, thank you very much.”

“She said, ‘You deserve it, you hit it over the fence,’ and we all kind of just laughed.”

“I really didn’t say too much. I was trying to breathe,” she told The Associated Press in a telephone interview Wednesday.

As the trio reached home plate, Tucholsky said, the entire Western Oregon team was in tears. Haven’t you women seen a league of their own? Sheesh.

(original article taken from here)

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Birthday Gift

May 28th, 2008 | Category: Dating | Written by: Eddie

WBT discuss Eddie’s girlfriend, who burst into tears for no reason at all.

 
 Birthday Gift [1:39m]: Play Now | Play in Popup

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(Special Guest: Dave’s Mom)
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Mood swings at their best

May 19th, 2008 | Category: Celebrities | Written by: Jake

One of the things I find so difficult about women is their ability to change their mood in literally the matter of seconds. As a man whom is around women a good portion of his day, I encounter this phenomenon on almost a daily basis. The other day, metropolitan New York got to experience this as well.

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It’s not worth celebrating.

May 19th, 2008 | Category: WTF | Written by: Jake

Women Be Trippin Museum of WomenIf we were going to celebrate Men’s Health, first of all, it wouldn’t be as a museum. It would probably be some sort of captivating HD 5.1 Surround sound cinematic epic tribute to standing while peeing, salutes to semen, guiness records of strength and danger and dare-devilry. But let’s be honest, we can’t do that. You can’t celebrate manhood without being called out by some self-righteous trippin’ woman.

Yet another double-standard in favor of the girls. Ladies and gentlemen (mostly ladies), presenting the Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health. Complete with artwork, advertising, stories, news and products celebrating you and your bleeding private parts.

My opinion: just because it’s natural, doesn’t mean it’s worth celebrating.

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Fat Girl Sleep

May 16th, 2008 | Category: Money | Written by: Jake

Women Be Trippin Fat Girl SleepMy morning routine consists of, maybe, three or four things. Shower. Shave. Brush my teeth. Hairgel. But women have exponentially more products and appliances that I’ll never understand…

…like FatGirlSleep.>

FatGirlSleep helps women keep a tight derriére while they’re far away in dreamland. Simply apply the cream, and it works to eliminate dimples for six whole hours. Other products include FatGirlSlim and The Love Handler.

Now, I’m not sure if this is marketed toward plus-size mamas, as if a hefty-hefty walks into the store, sees this, and says to herself, “Wait a minute. I’m fat. I sleep. This is perfect for me!” Or maybe this is marketed to paranoid skinny girls, who think to themselves, “I’d better buy this so I don’t become Public Fatty No. 1.”

In any event, it’s total WBT.

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You are now free to stand and pee

May 07th, 2008 | Category: WTF | Written by: Jake

Women Be Trippin stand and peeHave you ever had a full bladder with no bathroom in sight? Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen or peeing on your shoes?

I know I have. Thank God I can pee standing up. But is it really that terrible to sit that you need to invent something to stand and pee? Apparantly so. Introducing the P-Mate. It’s a revolutionary way for women to pay for a useless product so they can be “free to pee standing up.” Yes. Free.

See for yourself. Female Freedom.

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To Tyra, for never ceasing to provide us with content

May 06th, 2008 | Category: Celebrities | Written by: Jake

Tickle his pickle

May 02nd, 2008 | Category: Sex | Written by: Jake

Women Be Trippin Tickle His Pickle
I discovered this book that seems to have all the answers to please a man in 160 glorious pages. Priced at $10.17, TICKLE HIS PICKLE claims to be a lady’s “Hands On Guide to Penis Pleasing.” On author Sadie Allison’s web site, she writes:

Sexy and inspiring…honest and provocative…candid and exciting, Tickle His Pickle informs, entertains and reveals the penis secrets women long to know. 

This unique penis-lovin’ guide is bursting with:

• Over 50 sizzling techniques to master oral lovemaking
• Dozens more ways to turn your hands into living sex toys
• How to fulfill his biggest erotic fantasies (so he’ll beg for more)
• More than 100 fun, tasteful, titillating illustrations
• Secret touching tips for the “Male G-Spot” & other pleasure zones

Male G-Spot? Is there something I don’t know about? Women don’t need a book. They just need practice.

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