Rarer than a perfect game in baseball, WBT awards its first Perfect Girlfriend Award, based on five simple questions:

1. How do you feel about romance?
2. How much money do you owe on your credit card?
3. Do you like to shop?
4. What kind of soap do you use?
5. Do you like Pinkberry?

Just in case “lesser means won’t do,” you can use this cute keychain as a deadly weapon. The Wild Kat Key Chain is an adorable addition to your key ring to keep you feeling safe and feminine. Especially if you’re into cats.

Men, beware. This is taken directly from the website:

Target Areas
Face:
Technique 1: You’ll want to strike the eyes and nose area of your attacker using a raking motion. A downward diagonal slash will leave most anyone on their knees, holding their face.

Technique 2: punch directly into your attackers eyes. The ears will fall on both sides of the nose and burry themselves deep into your attackers eye sockets.

The throat and neck. (LETHAL):
Technique 1: You will only use this technique if deadly force is justified. In this technique you will strike upward into your attackers throat between the Adam’s apple and the chin. The ears will fall on both sides of the wind pipe severing the carotid artery and crushing the trachea. Twist for added effectiveness.

Technique 2: You will strike horizontally into the side of your attackers neck. Once the device penetrates the skin pull or push violently toward the wind pipe of your attacker. You will rip through the muscle, the carotid artery and the windpipe. Now twist to finish it off.

Makes me cringe that this is available on the internet for $5 here.