So let’s say there’s a girl, 35 and single. She’s wondering why she doesn’t have kids like all of her other friends. Ahhh! She’s already tried eHarmony and Match.com, even dabbled with J-Date even though she’s not even Jewish (she think Jewish boys are cute and probably rich). Still, she hasn’t found her McDreamy.

So the next best option is to whore herself out in a glorified Craigslist ad. Crazy? Yes. And that’s exactly what Amy Borkowsky is doing.

I once argued with my girlfriend for twenty minutes about how I didn’t want to talk about what she was wearing. It’s not that I didn’t like it. (It looked fine.) I just didn’t want to be held responsible when she decided an hour later that she hated it and had to start from scratch again.

We all know that girl. You know the one I’m talking about. She’ll show up to the tailgate party ready to hang out with you and your boys dressed in something completely inappropriate for a football game - an oversized t-shirt she cut up to show cleavage and tied in the back with a short jean skirt, pockets longer than the actual skirt. Or maybe some jersey of a player she thinks is cute regardless of how good he is.

And as you and your boys are shotgunning beers, taking sake bombs, and playing flip cup, she’s right there with you. Beer for beer. And while you get rowdy and out of control, she gets sloppy. She’ll be falling over, puking before game time, trying to hug everyone, yelling slurred cursewords at you for trying to make out with her and calling every other girl around her a slut or a bitch. There’s nothing worse than a sloppy drunk girl who gets rowdy and wants to fight instead of make out. Okay, maybe one thing.

These girls cannot drink like “one of the boys.” Because they aren’t. They’re just pretending to be cool. But let’s be honest, it’s probably cooler if they didn’t try so hard. They should stick to their watermelon vodka shots (w/ chasers), pink martinis, wine coolers, and piña coladas. It’ll save us the trouble of getting slapped in the face and you passing out in an alley after you left at halftime. Thanks.

I’m not a big Rachael Ray fan, but when a member of the WBT army sent me this video, I had to watch it numerous times. In the vid, Ra-Ray uses her infinite cheerfulness to give a hand jibber to a corn. I’m sure the corn feels just like I would - grateful for the attention but turned off by Ra-Ray’s creepy, plastic smile.

(via Adrian)

I’ll let the headline and subhead tell you the story of Helga and Johann Mann…

Women Be Trippin everywhere and all the time about everything you could imagine. We know why women be trippin, so here’s the next chapter in our list of 101 Ways Women Be Trippin.