Archive for December, 2008
Puppy Love Gone Too Far
I love puppies, but not that much. They’re cute , but I’m not about to keep this window up on my screen all day at work like the 20+ people at my office who just have to see puppies playing all day.
It’s gratuitous and disgusting. It’s perverted and twisted to watch caged animals no bigger than a potato, yap at each other because they’re stuck inside a space smaller than a shoebox. I just don’t understand the people that watch this. They must be thinking, “I love puppies but….
- I can’t really afford one, so I’ll just watch them play on my computer
- my office won’t allow pets, so this’ll do
- I’m allergic
- I’m a little crazy and would rather watch them in a cage than adopt one
- it’s ok because there are thousands of other viewers watching too
- it’s not weird that I know all their names and personalities, right?
- this is just too cute to not keep up on my computer all day
#5: Makeup at the Gym
Women Be Trippin everywhere and all the time about every goddamn thing they get their hands on. We know why women be trippin, so here’s the next chapter in our list of 101 Ways Women Be Trippin.
Wrong.
It seems that even while gritting their teeth on the calf press machine, sweating profusely on the Stairmaster, and kicking my ass at kickboxing, some ladies see the daily gym session as yet another reason to get all dressed up. I have seen these women getting ready for their workout in the locker room: mascara, eyeliner, lipstick, the whole nine. What’s the point if you’re just going to sweat it off?
I guess it makes sense if you’re looking to hook up, but I would venture a guess that after that special stranger has seen your ass bouncing on the treadmill for thirty minutes, he doesn’t care whether you remembered the lash extensions today or not.
Mowing the Lawn
Women Love Ugly Celebrities
Precious Moments
I never had a Precious Moment figurine when I was little (I had dinosaurs instead), but I knew a ton of girls that did. Ceramic is hardly conducive to placement in a slingshot or use in battle scene re-enactments. No fun.
Women Be Trippin: A Year In Review
Here are some of our favorite posts from this year:
Ugly Friend: Women Be Trippin on ugly friends and why girls have them (with special guest Jaimey).
Sex and the City Midnight Screening: Women Be Trippin takes a field trip to the midnight screening of SEX AND THE CITY, to try to understand why women like the movie so much.
Brazilian Wax: Women Be Trippin gets a Brazilian Wax to find out what girls have to go through.
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Before I Die, I Want To…
We all have life goals. Some are more achievable than others. Some girls make life goals that are completely crazy. These are from an awesome art project called “Before I Die, I Want to…“:
You missed the point of the assignment. You can’t live forever before you die. That doesn’t even make sense. And seriously? You’re a postwoman. And you want to live forever?
Lemme guess. Dashboard Confessional playing on your iPod? C’mon, emo girl. That doesn’t even make any sense.
Good start. Red cup inside of a miller lite coozy. And misspelled “millionaire.” Brilliant.
#4: Nothing to Wear
Women Be Trippin everywhere and all the time about every goddamn thing they get their hands on. We know why women be trippin, so here’s the next chapter in our list of 101 Ways Women Be Trippin.
Before bed, it’s not uncommon for a girl to set out what she’s going to wear the next day. But don’t be fooled. This is usually just to make it seem like she’s organized and in control. She’ll wake up in the morning and the perfect outfit from last night suddenly looks terrible in the sunlight. Or it’s a little bit cloudy and you can’t wear a bright color like yellow when it’s cloudy… or some bullshit like that. It’s amazing that with enough shoes and clothes to provide for a small village, a girl still has “nothing to wear.”
