Women Be Trippin everywhere and all the time. Here’s the next chapter in our list of 101 Ways Women Be Trippin.

I’m sure that girls derive some magical sense of fun from playing with dolls - changing them and feeding them and tending to the fake cries. Personally, I don’t understand how this is in any way enjoyable, but I’ve been more than willing to give my little sisters the benefit of the doubt.

I should hope that at some point in their adolescence, women would realize that even though dolls might look like children, they are not actually children. You cannot treat babies the way you treat a doll, and, as such, you cannot go naming your kids willy-nilly unless you are actually growing a tiny-person inside of you.

Some women have their baby names chosen way, way, way in advance. This is crazy for a few reasons:

1. You’re gonna have to raise that baby with someone else, namely the baby’s father. Don’t you think he’s going to have an opinion on what to name the fruit of his loins?
2. We’re talking about a human being - with feelings and a skeleton and everything! As much as you liked Trista from the first season of The Bachelorette, I don’t think it’s a good idea to name your infant after her.
3. Someday, you’re going to have a boyfriend, and when he finds out that you’ve already named your first six children, he’s going to run… fast. He hasn’t even thought about what he’s gonna wear tomorrow, let alone whether he wants to have children with you and what he’s going to let you name them.

Tips for guys: Tell your lady that you’ve always had a hankering to have a child named Atari.