Women Be Trippin everywhere and all the time about every goddamn thing they get their hands on. We know why women be trippin, so here’s the next chapter in our list of 101 Ways Women Be Trippin.
Women have friends. Women have enemies. But women also have frenemies.
Women have the uncanny ability to be friends with someone, while, at the same time, hating them beyond any and all reason. They hang out, call each other all the time, and unload mountains of gossip behind the other girl’s back. Both girls know that they hate each other, but they put on a silly routine just to keep the peace.
When guys meet, they introduce themselves, shake hands, and immediately try to find a common ground - i.e. sports, movies, bars.
But when girls meet, they shake hands and smile, while secretly sizing each other up, examining each other for every potential flaw to be exploited later. So, even if these two chicks become best friends, somewhere they’ve got a “Secret List of Flaws” tucked away, ready to be used in case their friendship every devolves to frenemies.
Meanwhile, when guys find themselves at an impasse - i.e. one of them turns out to be a Raider fan or considers Roger Moore to be the ultimate Bond - then they stop being friends. Simple as that.
Listen, there are just some people you HAVE to be friends with… and I know guys will never understand this. But you have friend circles, and there is the potential to throw a whole circle off whack if one of the “friends” were to become an enemy… so sometimes it’s just easier to bite the bullet, put on a smile and talk a whole load of shit behind their back.
i fucking hate jaimey
I agree with Jaimey. Plus, I am so good at being a frienemy that most of the time they honestly believe I like them. Example: My boyfriend thinks I care about him. See how good, I am?
But really, in some groups it’s easier to play nice.