A woman in Seattle took logical initiative when she thought she was being pulled over too much simply because she was pretty and not because she’s a shitty driver. So, instead of the ole’ fashioned cry or “cleave shwoing” this girl (who refused to give her name) did this instead:

She claims that the profiling has sinced stopped. Which is a good thing, cause I don’t think the Seattle PD has time to waste on all this handsome.

I wish girls wrote Facebook posts like this about me.

Meet Bebe Gloton. Like all the creepy dolls before her, she does her part to mold the soon-to-be imbalanced psyche of a young woman. Bebe Gloton teaches an ever so important prepubescent lesson in breast-feeding.

I don’t really know why any mother in her right mind would think this an appropriate doll for her child. I guess it makes sense in a world where mothers get their children breast implants as a graduation gift. Here is a demonstration of this X-mas season’s must-have.

I’m all for improved vision, but at what point does it become necessary to change your eye color in the process? I know a few dozen women who find it necessary to mask their beautiful browns with some gnarly, unnatural contact lenses.

I guess it follows the same logic behind getting fake tits?

The thought process goes something like, “These will make me feel better and more self confident.” I think this proves that, if there is an improvement in vanity products that will make other girls jealous, females will buy three and then use the ole’ self confident excuse to justify their purchase. That way everybody wins.

I’m not a fan of terrorism, but I am a fan of girls overreacting. On Saturday, girls auditioning for America’s Next Top Model reacted to an over-heating car, stalled next to their line, by losing their shit and running like the wildebeasts from The Lion King.

Apparently, one of the girls screamed that it was a bomb.

I am a huge fan of the TV show COPS. I am also a huge fan of the crazy women on COPS. This girl had her car shot at, I guess. It’s kinda hard to gather the story from her, cause shes too busy going ape-shit. Enjoy.

A 19 year old from Virginia legally changed her name to Cutout Dissection.com.

She did this to protest the thousands of animals that are dissected annually by students across the country. The Tree Hugger Formerly Known As Jenny is out of her mind.

Most importantly, when she gets married, how is she gonna win the “I want our names hyphenated” argument?

The WE network has done it again. Their new show AMAZING WEDDING CAKES puts them that much closer to having an entire network devoted to weddings and my girl Tyra.

This is my most anticipated show of the year.

AMAZING WEDDING CAKES premieres tomorrow, September 7th, at 9pm.