I’ve discovered that only two things are infinite:
- The universe.
- Women’s ability to label animal cruelty as “cute.”
Cute Things Falling Asleep is the latest web site to support my Theory of Infinite Cruelty. Featured on the site are videos of animals (and babies) as they fall asleep. This isn’t funny or cute. It’s disturbing as hell.
Ladies will be quick to point out that the site is run by a man, not a woman. Well, that makes no difference. A crazy woman tour bus is still a crazy woman tour bus, no matter who’s behind the wheel.









i am confused about what makes this cruel– is it the fact that the cameraperson didn’t help the pup find a better pillow? or are the cute sleepy things being FORCED to stay awake in the other videos?
i guess i think these videos are silly, but they don’t leave me feeling like i need to refer to the declaration of human/puppy rights.