If I were an artist, sitting in my studio, deciding what to create next - I would never, in a hundred million years, think to create a six-foot tall monkey, with scale-accurate genitals.
Seattle artist Monica Lindman disagrees. She created an “anatomically correct” sock monkey out of recycled goods. Well, I guess a giant monkey penis is one way to save the planet. The monkey, appropriately named “Mr. Johnson,” stands six feet tall.
I don’t… I’m really… I’m speechless.
Congratulations are in order for Monica Lindman, I suppose, for trippin so hard that I’ve got absolutely no way to respond to this.
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