So let’s say you have a website. Maybe it’s one that gives advice to girls and you call it something like GirlsGuideto.com (Of course this is purely hypothetical). Now this is a site where girls come to get advice on any topic, from Love and Sex to Career Advice. And if you had a website like this, you’d want to give girls “real truth” about what to expect and give them the best advice possible.
So I thought, that as a spinoff of Women Be Trippin, I’d balance myself out by trying to be helpful to women and give them advice. It was a great idea, until I realized that GirlsGuideTo.com already existed! OMG LOL! But to my surprise they had the exact idea I had in mind. Except, this website is a piece of shit.
Their advice is hardly beneficial and not even well-written. This one comes from dieting advice:
“…After a few days of extremely restricting your food, you’ll probably become more depressed and anxious…”
Or how about these 3 New Year’s resolutions:
“Drink more water. Wash makeup off at night. Find Mr. Right.”
Oh! Great ones, guys. You did a bad job of finding mr. right last year. You should make an even more desperate attempt to find him. The site is not all terrible, but to find really great advice, it takes a little digging. If girls are writing this thinking they are helping to be more positive role models, that’s too bad. Or maybe it just doesn’t live up to what I would’ve wanted my site to be.
if you ever had to wear make up you would understand how important taking it off is and how it can affect your entire mood the next morning when you wake up and either see
a. your face nice and clean, ready for a new day.
2. your face still marked with the remnants of a fun night out turned OMG my ex called and i spent four hours crying and my mascara is still plastered to my cheeks.
it seems silly, yes, but ponds doesn’t make those make up removed wipes for nothing (they make them for lazy bitches like me).
& everyone should drink more water.
so, the only problem i have with that new years resolution is the “finding mr. right” which is silly & unrealistic & should really be “find mr. i respect you and am not going to spit on you while boning” or something along those lines.