- Mix two parts Homecoming Princess with one Bachelor’s degree in Journalism.
- Sift in unrealistic aspirations of grandeur a la LEGALLY BLONDE.
- Knead until it resembles your first boss who hired you because he thought you were easy.
- Make sure to accept the offer for more screen time by traveling to St. Paul to cover the Republican National Convention.
- When the rioting comes to a boil, crank up the heat by screaming uncontrollably.
- When the mixture starts to smell like tear gas, its done.
Recipe for Hysterics
September 25th, 2008 | Category: Celebrities | Written by: Kristin
