So let’s say there’s a girl, 35 and single. She’s wondering why she doesn’t have kids like all of her other friends. Ahhh! She’s already tried eHarmony and Match.com, even dabbled with J-Date even though she’s not even Jewish (she think Jewish boys are cute and probably rich). Still, she hasn’t found her McDreamy.
So the next best option is to whore herself out in a glorified Craigslist ad. Crazy? Yes. And that’s exactly what Amy Borkowsky is doing.
She’s asking for your donation, with the goal of raising $3 million dollars to buy a 30-second spot to reach 100 million dudes on Super Bowl Sunday.Despite the countless things this desperate woman could do with $3,000,000 (i.e. save the economy or pay for an amazing wedding), she’s on a mission, even though we all know how it ends.
You neglected to mention that Amy Borkowsky is actual a cross dressing man. Could be the reason she is having trouble finding a date.
touché missy
Whoa. Easy, ladies.
Sounds like a DDLWBT (Dude Dressed Like a Women Be Trippin’).