I understand that some people need sleeping masks to help them sleep. That’s completely reasonable.

But I don’t understand the people behind these kitten and puppy “eye pillows.” They’re obviously geared toward people who have an odd predilection for domestic animals sleeping on their faces.

What kind of person gets this as a gift? I can’t imagine watching someone open this present, as I say, “Well, you’re always talking about how much you love having a puppy lull you to sleep as he squats on your dome.”

I’ve known some intense cat ladies in my time, but I can’t imagine anyone willingly putting a feline on her face. It’s dangerous and immensely creepy.

What’s next? Kitten cars? Mink bikinis? Puppy toilets?!