I’m philosophically a fan of the miracle of life, so long as none of those miracles have my DNA. But when you’re in your mid-thirties, living with your bankrupt parents in a house that’s foreclosing, and already the mother of six, I don’t think it’s right to undergo some quack fertility treatment to put eight more critters in your five-star womb.

Nadya Suleman (aka The OctoMom) gave birth to eight whipper-snappers, endangering their lives (and the childhood of her other six children) in the process. The lucky baby-daddy is a guy Nadya dated for three years before upgrading him from potential-boyfriend to lifelong-sperm-donor. The doctor who put almost an entire baseball team worth of kids inside of this lady’s dugout-vagina is now being investigated by medical ethicists.

This is crazy, top to bottom!

Now, Nadya’s hamming it up with a publicist. Wait. Scratch that. Her publicist dropped her because of all the negative attention (i.e. death threats) that she was attracting. Since giving birth, Nadya has gone on The Today Show, where she tried to explain herself but only managed to make things worse. Apparently, she wants to be a “baby expert” on TV or a professional counselor (for which she’s getting her master’s degree), but she also wouldn’t mind taking your charity. She’s accepting donations.

This woman is crazy.

There’s also the Angelina rumor - that Nadya got plastic surgery to look more like her alleged idol and mom-extraordinaire, Angelina Jolie. Don’t know if that’s true, but their resemblance is eerie.