There are two types of women in this world: the women who think Lorena Bobbit is a deranged psychopath and the women who think that she was just giving her husband what he deserved - a severed penis.

If you belong in the second group, you’ll take particular pleasure in this story from Queens, New York. Oyindamola Ojofietimi took a bucket of scalding hot water to her sleeping husband’s junk. He awakened with a blood curdling scream. She’s in jail now (where I hope she stays for a long, long, long, long time), and he’s recovering in the hospital.

According to her husband/victim, Emmanuel Ojofietimi, she did it because she suspected that he was cheating on her. While he admitted to cheating in the past, he says that he’s been faithful for at least a decade and a half. According to him, “She doesn’t know how to give up and let go.”

In a telling sidenote, CBS asked some of the couple’s neighbors if they’d ever consider exacting revenge in a similar way. Jessie Maldanado said, “Maybe… But I couldn’t have gone through with it.” Upon hearing this, her boyfriend Jesse Davis said, “I think it’s crazy she has that thought. I need to get that thought out of her head.” Jesse’s already got enough on his plate without his girlfriend taking hot water to his junk. Poor guy’s dating a girl who has the same name he does.